Chuck Norris

"I always roam through the forest/Just like a brontosaurus, born in the month of May/
so my sign is Taurus, kick you in your face/like my fuckin name was Chuck Norris..." - TS

Pardon the obvious corniness/hilarity, but I experienced this tonight, thus I made a post.

I was at la Negrita on 109th and Columbus tonight watching the Yankees beat the Sux, as well as playing trivia. As the night wore on, who but Chuck Norris came up in conversation. What followed, naturally was a series of Chuck Norris jokes. I now share with you my favorites (my top 3?).

3) Chuck Norris doesn't read books; instead, he stares them down until he gets the information he needs.

2) Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he never cries.

1) [this one is so good!...]


Chuck Norris knows the last four digits of pi.


What are your favorites?