Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Top 10 Things John McCain Cannot Do


10. Play on monkey bars

9. Answer questions in my classroom

8. Rope a horse

7. Shoot a free throw

6. Eiffel Tower

5. High Five (only medium or low)

4. Jumping jacks

3. Raise the roof

2. Reach across the aisle

1. Win this election

2 comments:

getlowe said...

Hahaha...!!

Things He Can Do Really Well:

3. Light up the room with his smile. Literally. Because they're neon yellow.

2. The robot.

1. Die.

José said...

That was viciously good. So good.