Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Top 10 Things John McCain Cannot Do

10. Play on monkey bars

9. Answer questions in my classroom

8. Rope a horse

7. Shoot a free throw

6. Eiffel Tower

5. High Five (only medium or low)

4. Jumping jacks

3. Raise the roof

2. Reach across the aisle

1. Win this election


getlowe said...


Things He Can Do Really Well:

3. Light up the room with his smile. Literally. Because they're neon yellow.

2. The robot.

1. Die.

José said...

That was viciously good. So good.