Monday, December 10, 2007

Radio Personalities I Hate

"If hip hop should die before I wake , I'll put an extended clip inside of my AK/
Roll to every station, murder the DJ, Roll to every station, murder the DJ..." - NJ






Let me get this out there right now, I absolutely loathe Funkmaster Flex, Ed Lover and Wendy Williams.

Yes, I hate all three of them. A lot. I think they are so unbelievingly annoying in every single thing they do or word they say.

I hate how Funkmaster Flex likes to laugh for maybe 47 seconds straight so that I can hear his crackly shitty laugh and after-laugh. I hate how he decides to start a song then restart it then restart it then restart it then restart it then restart it then restart it then restart it then restart it then restart it then restart it then restart it. The restart it one more time.

I hate how Ed Lover thinks he is hilarious. And in the morning he makes the point of having this little shtick with the other hosts that I don't even want to repeat because it is not funny and not worth my time.

I hate how Wendy Williams just keeps talking and talking and talking and thinking that she is god 's gift to talking. She keeps critiquing and critiquing but I'm pretty sure she is a piece of shit herself. Like Dr. Phil. Don't get me started on him.

Argggghhhhh!

2 comments:

J said...

You forgot to capitalize God.

Miz said...

funk master flex is the man. EXACTLY!!!!!
Cipher- don't get gassed!