Where have you gone, Vinson Cunningham,
Us readers turn our lonely eyes to you.
What's that you say, Mr. Cunningham.
Red Umbrella has left and gone away,
Hey hey hey.
Koo-koo-ka-choo, Mr. Leonor,
Readers love you more than you will know.
God bless you, please, Mr. Leonor.
Heaven holds a place for those who blog,
Hey, hey, hey